The gang at LotterySquirrel.com are SUPER excited. The Friday January 8, 2009 Lotto MAX is $40 Million EST.
If 40 squirrels formed a lottery pool and had 40 shares @ $5 each, they would have $200 worth of tickets. Winning the Lotto Max $40 million dollar jackpot would make them all millionaires ($1 Million Each).
One limo could transport 40 squirrels to the OLG lottery office in Toronto. We would have make sure the bar is locked or no alcohol is in the car. Forty drunken squirrels at the OLG office in Toronto could cause quite the disturbance. We would have to call ahead to make sure no one at the OLG has nut allergies.
Please count the squirrels!
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Dear Uncle Sam
The 40 squirrels in question could use thier share of the profits from Lucky Coin® sales online. All sales are claimed as income – perfectly legal in Canada. They like to reinvest the smaller wins.
In Canada Lotteries are TAX FREE
Where would 40 squirrels get $200 to play the lottery?
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