Happy Festivus everyone! Excerpts from Seinfeld, introducing the underrated celebration of Festivus–a Festivus for the rest of us!
If you celebrate Festivus and are tired of looking at a plain steel shiny pole in your living room, you can now decorate your iron-based steel poll with Lottery Charm® magnets. If you purchased a Chinese aluminum knock-off Festivus pole you can attach these with tape (not included).
Be the envy of the other people who celebrate Festivus when they see your shiny pole topped off with a 23 K GOLD PLATED -Lucky Squirrel Scratcher® /My Lucky Lottery Charm® / Lucky Coin®.
We also sell a traditional Festivus NICKEL PLATED Lucky Coin® for people who want a matching Lucky Coin® for their Festivus Pole.
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If you are tired of all those other holidays, consider
Festivus for the Rest of Us!
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Festivus Poles are made out of aluminum — known for it’s high strength to weight ration. The premier ones are manufactured in Milwaukee, WI, USA — http://www.festivuspoles.com. Steel poles are a poor substitute.
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